there he goes
Today is mom and dad’s anniversary. My gift to them is my sexiness.
In 2004, this giant Aldabra tortoise (Aldabrachelys gigantea) seems to have survived an ocean voyage from Atoll island of Aldabra to the east coast of Africa. That’s more than 740 km! The barnacles size suggests its trip took 6-7 weeks!
Despite the tortoise size, the trans-oceanic dispersal is supposed to be the mechanism where tortoises, and many other animals settle on islands around the world. This is the first direct evidence of a tortoise surviving a oceanic trip.

- Another record of a giant Aldabra tortoise off Alphonse Island, The Seychelles, December 2005. Photograph by J. Gerlach
Researchers believe that after torrential winds and hurricanes, tortoises are transported to the sea, left to its lucky. This is the classic model of oceanic island colonization. It is ironic that the first documented trans-oceanic movement of a tortoise occurred from an island to a continent, rather than the reverse direction that is so importantto island biogeography
Fighter: Angonoka Tortoise

Barbarian: Alligator Snapping Turtle

Paladin: Ornate Box Turtle

Thief: Pancake Tortoise

Ranger: Eastern Long-Necked Turtle

Bard: Red Eared Slider

Wizard: Galapagos Tortoise

Sorcerer: Mata Mata

Warlock: Spiny Turtle

Cleric: Smooth Softshell Turtle

Edit: Almost forgot
Monk: Russian Tortoise

Druid: Cagle’s Map Turtle

My wife is awesome.
ur wife is good people.
Is this Coyote Peterson’s wife
Haha no this is my wife, and I’m not about to give her up!
I saw this little guy trying to cross the street while I was on a walk. #gooddeedfortheday #turtle
Mom, if we have to go out in this awful rain, can I ride in your hoodie instead of in my carrier?
The Mary River Turtle is an endangered turtle endemic to the Mary River of Queensland, Australia. Mary River Turtles use bimodal respiration, leading to the nickname “Butt-Breathing Turtle”. It is also occasionally referred to as the “Green Haired Turtle” due to many individuals growing patches of hair-like algae on their skin. Once a popular pet readily available in stores, the Mary River Turtle is now ranked the 20th most endangered turtle species worldwide by the Turtle Conservation Fund.
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